Live What You Love


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calzonalove:

voldemort-hugged-me-when-i:

selflubricate:

that’s what you fucking get

you asked for it

If you wear those ugly fucking shoes, you can eat a dick & get these wicked tan lines. 

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  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: I'm just kidding he went to the bathroom.
Via Let's throw out a toast to the road

How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.

redundantz:

egifany:

Yes please

Via Meg George

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Solo Cups: Knowledge

I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students. 

It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!



Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

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Via Meg George








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